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waiting - I'm still giggling about your mom saying scrotum licker! What's even funnier is the auto correct on my tablet changed it to scrotm flicker!! I picture her looking like your avatar but older with grayish blonde hair, and it just gets funnier and funnier.

Lammy - of course you shouldn't give up! :-)

Now, lest any of you decide you've won the crazy hat for the week, I'd like to entertain you with my own special brand of crazy for a moment. Despite the fact that I had my period and it was normal, despite the fact that I had a strong positive OPK yesterday, and despite the fact that I have had EWCM and O pains, I gagged until I threw up after I woke up this morning, so I've convinced myself I'm pregnant. SOOO...I dug my OPKs from the last few days out of my squirrel-hole, and yes, I redipped them because I had already used all 25 that amazon sent me. Expectedly, they didn't show much, so I decided to start in on my HPTs. Yes, I am probably just now ovulating today. So today I've taken 3 HPTs, and, shockingly, they were all BFN. I know, who would have thunk it, right? Just wanted to let you all know that I'm out to win this darned crazy competition, so don't go gettin' any fancy ideas about how you're nuttier than me, 'cause I'm pretty sure I'll beat you hands down ANY DAY! But, please, bring it if you think you've got it, 'cause if it's crazier than that you deserve to win.

so ive had a sleep ( waiting up hospital for 8hrs today took it out of me ) and im now in a better mood with very sore nipples omg they are killing me rubbing ion my bra makes me wanna

so im going to think positive im going to say i am pregnant

my motto " think positive get a positive "

who's with me ?

Phatgurl, I can't stop laughing...My guts hurt Maybe I should start keeping my own squirrel hole!! I always throw my tests away after I burrow a hole for them deep in the trash so my husband don't get a clue as to how crazy I am for testing so much!! Isn't it grand??

Lammy, I like the approach to think positive..I have a tendency to get ticked off at myself even though there is nothing I can do, think I might try the better way of thinking!!!

Think I might go ahead and start the sex everyday after work and every night before we go to bed just to be sure we nail it this time.....so what if it's a week early right?? "welcome home honey...now drop you're pants"

@Phat - you are a RIOT... I don't think I can compete. I came home early today (3 hours) tummy being cranky and I can't seem to shake it. Sprite, Tums and now Popcorn and it is still a bit *blucky* - but nothing crazy :-D

@Lammy - Love the outlook - It is perfect and I can't help feeling that way myself already and I am thinking I'm crazy.

Ahhhh ladies... my results from the ultrasound came in...

I have a cyst in my right ovary... I wish these idiots wouldn't have called me at work I'm sitting here trying not to show any emotion but my eyes are watering up and I can't stop it..

Then he said that since it was so small he doesn't think that it has anything to do with the symptoms I'm having.. UGH whatever! At that point I was ready to hang up cuz then he started getting on me cuz I didn't take the urine test! I'm not a dog, I don't hold urnine in for later! And I explained to him that he ordered the urine test after I just peed for the pregnancy test! Then he just cuts me off and talks over me!!! I'm soooooooo furious! Because since I'm sitting at my desk when this fool calls I can't tell him what I want to tell him!

Alishakaye - I took one of my HPTs today and stuck it inside a PopTart wrapper down inside the trash can so no one would see it. :-)

Mooney - did they tell you what kind of cyst? Did he confirm no pregnancy? I had a chocolate cyst on one of my varies one time that was quite painful, and I was worried I might have a tubal pregnancy, and my doc said they are pretty common and almost always resolve themselves. :(

Dont give up Lammy! Even if you have negatives right now, it doesnt mean that you couldnt ovulate at any moment!

@Alisha- AHHH!!! THAT'S AWESOME! The pants comment made my dh laugh too!

Well, update...I'm down 4 lbs..and I just ate 3/4 of a head of cauliflower LOL. Cauliflower popcorn to be exact. I'm stuffed !

I didnt know cysts could be chocolate flavored? You must love chocolate!

I hide my tests too. I've taken so many more than my husband knows about.

@phatgurl no he didn't say what kind of cyst. He just said that it was very small and like you said most times they go away on their own he just wants to be sure. My family has a history of them with my aunts, mom, sister, great aunts, grandma, etc. So I'm going to start juicing while I"m waiting to go to for the next ultrasound. And he never said I was not pregnant.. I just assumed since he didn't say anything I wasn't.

Do you think it's important for me to know what kind of cyst?

ahaha puts a whole new meaning to getting CHOCOLATE WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

a friend for mine who works in the medical industry and have 2 kids and just found out she is having number 3 told me you can get neg blood but are preg

now that make me and feel crazy

need to check my stash lol see how many tests i got and work out when to test