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Popstarh8ter

You might be a TTC lady IF ....

So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.

Kat

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Eden23

Omg soo glad I found this thread!!

--> when your DH becomes an expert at checking CP cause you can't always reach it for yourself since its too high

---> when you wish someone would invent re-usable hpt's

---> when you feel bad to go to the same pharmacy more than 5 months in a row for hpt's n opk's

--> PREGNANT becomes a "sacred" word

--> you wear clothes that "make you look pregnant"

--> you don't want to lend anyone your laptop to check their email etc, for fear they see the amount of ttc sites you have bookmarked

--> you know the meaning of most baby names and all ttc lingos

--> when this site has become your new "facebook, twitter etc"

--> you over-analyze every single temp on your bbt chart and try to "read" your body

--> your dh tries to avoid/prevent you from entering grocery aisles with baby products

--> you weep because of commercials that have the slightest thing to do with pregnancy or babies

--> you take more photos of opk's and hpt's than you take of you and your family

--> you see a temp dip earlier than usual and say **oh shoot!!! I might be Ov'ing earlier and haven't stared yet** you wake DH at 5am to "catch the egg" just in case" (me, this morning)

Eden

Me: 23 DH: 30 Married: June 2010 ttc#1 - lets make it happen! where are you sticky bean? Need a

12 years ago

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elizabats

You dislike Snooki even more now. lol

12 years ago

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mrslong2010

You swear you will give up if the day Lady GaGa turns up pregnant comes before you

My Ovulation Chart or ?

12 years ago

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beccasamommy

You have no reservations or problems with announcing on face book that you have been TTC for over 1 year, and finally bought some PRE-seed! Yes I did this! Lol don't care what ne one thinks!

12 years ago

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member_29009

"You dislike Snooki even more now. lol"

AMEN!!! Glad Im not the only one!

12 years ago

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mnor0406

On your facebook newsfeed you have blocked all of your friends who post massive amounts of bump/ultrasound/newborn pictures because it makes you cry :-(

12 years ago

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airiesing

You mangle your boobs like they were playdough for a week & then proclaim "my breasts are tender!" In reality, you just bruised the heck out of 'em!

Me: almost 42 (May) DH: 42 DD: soon to be 3 (also May!) Honeymoon baby conceived at 38, born at 39 08/11 mc 9.5 weeks. Lost heartbeat, growth stopped 7.5 weeks d&c 11weeks 02/12 chemical pg 4 weeks + 4 (surprise pg) 04/12 BFP!! EDD 12/09/12 PLEASE GOD! PRAISE GOD!! My cocktail:prenatal baby aspirin EPO cd1-O B-100 maca, vitex green tea Now: Prometrium 100mg, by mouth, 2x a day