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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
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when you go to bed early ....so you can get your temp and pee on a stick sooner:)...then again SMU...then afternoon...then evening because you REALLY think you see to lines.(I know I do:)
When af shows you spend the next 4 days crying/yelling/cleaning(hiding all the HPT's in the trash)...and blaming it ALL on PMS when hubby complains about your bad mood...LOL
10 years ago
These had me cracking up!! Wanted to share with DH, but he wouldn't get it. Speaking of which...Uhem....
If your fingers are in your vagina more often than your DH.
If you think symptom check list should include CM taste.
"Yeah, that's not ewcm, definitely semen!"
Crossing TMI lines?
10 years ago
IF...You dissect HPTs searching for the second red or blue line you KNOW must be hiding in there somewhere.
IF...You fantasize the beautiful, double red line on your OPKs were in fact BFP on an HPT.
IF...You think to yourself,"Pregnancy can't be that hard. I've already got all the symptoms, and I'm not even pregnant."
IF...You explain to your DH that cycle days 7-12 are strictly BDing days with specific policies and procedures, and 13-26 are fair game for whatever pleasures he may be craving.
IF...Your bathroom garbage looks like this 5 DPO - AF arrival.
10 years ago
Here's the link I tried to place in my response above regarding my bathroom garbage. 
http://www.countdowntopregnancy.com/pregnancy-test-gallery/my-images127046
10 years ago
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