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when you know it is clearly the semen that you just wiped...but you make urself believe it could really be the eggwhites...

... You sit to read "What to Expect before Expecting," and you push the book aside thinking ~ "I KNOW THIS ALREADY!"

... you still have yesterday's negative hpt but you still look at it today, thinking that it has magically turned positive.

... when you speak out loud about ovulation, cycles, etc... your friends look confused, or look at you like you're nuts.

... hate the words "when the time is right it'll happen to you."

... you can barely sleep the nights after you are dead sure you ovulated because you're eager to take your temperature and chart it.

... you put "fake" temperatures in fertility friend because you just HAVE to see those red cross hairs indicating ovulation.

... after BD... your husband lays down and says "deposit made" (hahahahahahaha lmao)

Thank you so much for this topic! I really needed the laugh. I read a few of them to my husband and he cracked up, too. It's so nice to know that we're not alone since most of the couples we know got pregnant the first month!

...when you lose all sympathy for the girls on "16 And Pregnant"

(submitted by DH)

lol! these are so true!

When you are hesitant to tell others on the website about your BFP, because you know how much it stings.

...when you can take your temp. and sear it into your memory without truly waking up...

...you never have to be the one to hit snooze because you MUST NOT move before taking your temperature.

If...you know more about the female reproductive process than your GP.

...your DH knows he has to come home during lunch once your OPK is +.

...you're convinced you are nauseus, have twinges, bubbles, and feel pregnant and you're only 3 dpo.

...you POAS an average of 2x a day.

...you live your life in two week increments.

...your DH starts looking at your OPKs and HPTs before they're even done processing.

The rest of these are great ones!

...if the phrase "Has anyone here TTC ever used an OPK, checked for EWCM, BD´d, then POAS at 13DPO, lashed out at DH for laughing, gotten a BFN, checked and found sticky CM, had no BMs for 5 days, waited for AF for a week, then gotten a BFP???" makes PERFECT sense to you.