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...if you start bargaining with God the night before AF is due.

...Please God, if you just let it stay away this time and let me have a baby...!

...if you wander the baby department in wal-mart and use your nephew as an excuse to be in there even though it drives DH a little nuts!

Your DH tells you that he is not a machine.

Your DH tells your uterus to drop an egg already.

Your bff calls to ask you what this means in her cycle (she's ttc, but doesn't research as much as I do).

Your other bff is asking where you are in the cycle because she can't wait for you to get pregnant (she is not ttc just super supportive).

... you and your husband talk about "the baby" so much like it's already in there that you have to watch your mouth in public because nobody else knows you are TTC.

This might be the best topic ever! Seriously made my day.

... when all you can think about is how much you want a drink and how bad you have to pee from 1 pm - 4 pm on OPK days.

...when your pregnant sister in law tells you shes had a runny nose for the past four months and cant figure out why and you casually tell her: "That´s a normal symptom of pregnancy."

...when she answers you "Really?! Well that explains it!" and you feel angry because it was sooo easy for her that she didnt spend countless nights on the internet googling every single pregnancy symptom possible, so shes pregnant, and has no clue what pregnancy symptoms are besides "morning sickness"

...after feeling angry at her you immediately feel guilty for having thoughts of jealousy at all, after all, shes carrying your future niece or nephew.

(So thats a report on my evening yesterday)

If your 2 year old rumages through drawer and hands you a pregnancy test every time you go to the bathroom

I have to agree.. this topic definitly made my day.. I had quite the chuckle from the postings lol... Funny thing is.. they are all true!! :)

I love this forum!!! It made me LOL (literally) and it put a smile on my face......thanks ladies!!!

I keep thinking of more that didn't seem unusual until this thread :-)

... if talking about the conditions of your vagina is normal dinner conversation.

.... if signing notes with "I need your sperm" doesn't seem odd to you.

If you use TTC, DPO, DH, OPK, HPT, etc. in general conversation with friends.