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If you can tell your Husband "it's OK that i didn't have fun .... Its all about the Deposit "
Or .... "don't worry about me ... just do what you need to do .... I'm good ! "

Of course this is after doing it on comand for 5 days straight !!!

omg I LOL many times! mostly b/c they are true! hahaha

These have me rolling! So funny (and... well, true. :P)

If you have joined at least 4 different forum groups and are suscribed to more that two ovulation racketing sites. Or if you pay to get your pregnancy fortune read.

Howabout ...
after going to the bathroom, you frequently find yourself wiping urine off of things ... lol

(depending on the hpt's you use of course. i know this happens to me no matter how much practice i have)

...before bed you pray to God that when you wake up the next morning you will have the urge to vomit.

...you don't do anything fun for two weeks or take any medication for that killer migraine "just in case"

... you won't drink coffee but you sniff the coffee grinds to see if the smell makes you queasy.

...you strain your eyes trying to see if your areolas are darker or if your veins are more prominent.

... you think being bloated may be a good thing!

... you know exactly how long different brands of hpts and opks need to be held in urine without looking at the directions

...you have a designated "pee cup"

...you know more about the menstrual cycle than most healthcare professionals

AMEN!!!!

If you look for CM, find it, and then bring it out to the living room so you DH can confirm that it is in fact stretchy and eggwhitey... sooo sexy!

You wake up well before your alarm goes off becuase you're excited to take your temperature.

You pee in a cup and save it for a bit in case the first HPT is a squinter and you have to take another one.

""If you look for CM, find it, and then bring it out to the living room so you DH can confirm that it is in fact stretchy and eggwhitey... sooo sexy!""""

lolzzzzzzzzzzz so funny!!... i was just about to do that today lolz.