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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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if you have a seperate online wish list specifically for products that may help with ttc lol

13 years ago


If all you can think about is your cm and cp everytime you go to the bathroom... Or counting down the seconds til you and your dh are alone in teh same room so you can BD......Or when you sit and read over your af symptoms from last month over and over again til they are burned in to your dreams.


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13 years ago


When YOU have to bribe your husband to BD.


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13 years ago


haha thats a good one, i know what ya mean, i've worn my poor fiance out lol x

13 years ago


...If you're excited when you feel constipated, fatigued, gassy, have sore bbs, and cramps :)
Only TTC women see these as a good thing!


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13 years ago


yep i know that feeling haha, we're so crazy about babies and ttc lol. but if thats what it takes to achieve our dreams then so be it. x

13 years ago


HAHA, I love the bribing dh one.

Howabout:

... you can tell anyone who asks exactly what the date is by consulting your mental cycle calendar.


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13 years ago • Post starter


If you look back over the symptoms check list and think to your self at some point during the day you had all of these.....o.O


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13 years ago


IF you make a visit to the bathroom every 15 minutes to check if the B***H has come :)

13 years ago


If your life is Run in 2 Week Cycles !!!


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