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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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This is brill

*** when you start to think of ways of how you can store your partners sperm for the 'time of the month'

***when you think it's meant to be the woman with the headache and not the man

Baby Dust to Everyone

12 years ago


This was a great post!! I needed this! HAHA Baby Dust to you all!!

12 years ago


LOL, you guys are great!!! Here's a few more:

If DH starts telling you what to chart...

When pre AF mood swings suddenly switch to post AF mood swings...


12 years ago


If you check out the Chinese gender predictor every time you O and start trying to pick out names...


12 years ago


When you have a specific drawer for pregnancy tests and only pregnacy tests. One side for unused the other side all used sealed in plastic bags, dated and the time on them. So you can compare last months tests to this months.

12 years ago


Wow, I literally thought I was the only one being completely neurotic about this!! Every morning for the past few mornings I POAS, and walk around the house looking for the right light, wake DH up and ask him if he sees the same thing! This forum has made me laugh and tear up. Brightened my day in only ways that the people going through the same thing can understand!!

12 years ago


If you can understand this sentence.

Had BD with DH sure I was O CD14 (lots of CM sore BBs) On CD26 hope AF stays away.

12 years ago


...when you buy pregnancy tests and pads in the same shopping trip

I have a cup just for POAS too!

11 years ago


You might be trying to conceive if...

you watch a baby story everyday on TLC and get upset if you miss it :(

Sex is no longer about pleasure but is a job! (my poor hubby)

11 years ago


If you use TTC terms no one understands.

Yeah that one's totally me :P


Mommy of 3 beautiful girls. Erin- 5 years old Bailey- 3 years old Lillian- 1 1/2 years old Hoping for our first boy <3

11 years ago



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