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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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"If you would rather hold your legs up after BD'ing than hold your man"

"If you tell complete strangers that you are ovulating."

"If you would rather take the day off from work and hold your man captive to use at your disposal when you are ovulating"


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13 years ago


If you poke your bbs constantly just to make sure they really are sore.


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.....you check the computer every time you have a minute to see if your "symptoms" are the same as other pregnant women's symptoms.

.....you take an hpt when scientifically there is no way it could be accurate yet.

.....you notice EVERYONE around you is pregnant...except you (yet ;)

.....you have sex, even when you really don't wanna!


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13 years ago


Haha! So true Gotthefever!!! Especially the last one! Bahaha!


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13 years ago


When Amazon emails you an ad detailing the release of a new stroller based on your history of simply viewing "Baby" items on their site....

13 years ago


you talk and think about having a baby 24/7 7 days a week lol.

13 years ago


Very good :)

13 years ago


@Gotthefever

---- When "you're putting on a little weight" begins to sound like a Compliment

13 years ago


"if BD positions are all about technique and form.......like ice skating"


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You walk past the baby section of stores with a longing. (I can't go into Target without walking through it.)

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