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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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IF..u get to see and touch your bbs more then your dh/dp..oh and you know what dh/dp means. :D baby dust
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13 years ago


You regularly save prescription bottles, kool aid containers, and pickle jars, because hey, they would be great to pee in!


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13 years ago


You spend more money on pregnancy tests than on grocerys ! =)

13 years ago


"Eggwhite" is no longer food related.


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13 years ago


if every preg test has a line that no one else can see ;)


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13 years ago


If you're regularly seen walking around the house, looking for better light, and squinting at a tiny stick. A few hours later, you are spotted digging through the trash for same stick.


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13 years ago


If after BDing your DH/DP asks.."So, no stretching of the legs tonight?" and looks at you confused when you say "we've passed that part, honey."

13 years ago


If you wipe before you urinate.


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13 years ago


If you feed your POAS habit by concentrating.......your urine.


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13 years ago


These are hilarious! (... and so very true!)


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13 years ago


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