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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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If you can swallow 3 vitamins at a time without even thinking about it!


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11 years ago


If you and your husband are taking fertility vitamins like M&M's


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11 years ago


If you catch your DH sneaking your prenatals because you're so sick of swallowing prenatals month after month that you've switched to the gummy version!

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11 years ago


If you buy ten hpts at the $ store and you think this is a VERY reasonable amount

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If you try not to pick a fight because it's almost O time....

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If you celebrate when someone you've met on here posts that they just got their as if it were you who had just gotten the news

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If you get on this thread after not having been on for ages and immediately start crying and laughing at the same time and thinking "THANK GOD THIS THREAD IS STILL GOING!!!!!" LOL...snif snif...


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11 years ago


If the second thought you have when getting back in this thread is "WOW! There are a lot of tips here on how I can even FURTHER check if I'm PG or not!" ...which of course is going to lead to an even deeper TTC/TWW obsession/complex.


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11 years ago


Look at the begining of the thread and now look back and see so many have got pregnant an had their babies.
I return in the hope in will rub off on me 4 yearstrying and several miscarriages. The thread still cracks me up. Luv t you all xx

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....in your head you automatically refer to hubby as "DH" and sex is "BD".

....you purchase hpt's and tampons in the same shopping trip.

....any bodily function gets Googled as a possible pregnancy symptom.

....you think of time in terms of "CD" and "DPO".

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