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... you get to the point (where I was a couple of minutes ago) where you find yourself crying and pleading with your own abdomen in a tone of voice that sounds like a toddler havimg a tantrum: "please please please please pleeeeeeease BE IN THERE ALREADY... and please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeease hold on tight.. I promise I'll try to be a good mom..." How absurd. Now I'm laughing at the absurdity of me begging to a fetus in questionable state of existence. I feel like Lambert's mom in the disney cartoon - "Lambert the Sheepish Lion". The little sheep that none of the lambs wanted to choose as their mother. And to think of that makes me cry. And OF COURSE all these mood swings are in fact PMS and not a pre-BFP. AGAIN.

You talk so much about ovulation your five year old DD asks " Mommy, did you get an egg yet?"

IF ... when you get home from work, you're more worried about taking your prenatals on time than having that EOD glass of wine ;)

If your in the store buying every type of OPK and your daughter says Wow you will get it now!

When you take pictures of a stick you just peed on and post it on the internet and not think it's weird at all lol x

----you wonder if maybe if was not such a good idea to have been on the pill...what if they made it so I can't get pregnant

----how do all of these people have unplanned pregnancies when I can't even have a planned one

---how people can give up a child or have an abortion when that's all you've ever wanted

---makes you feel crazy. Over thinking/over analyzing everything

---I never thought this would happen to me. I always figured I would get accidentally pregnant too soon or be able to have a baby when I wanted to

...not only do you check the Chinese gender predictor for your maybe-baby, you have run it against all of your previous pregnancies to see if they called it right.

...beginning around 12 DPO, you find yourself doing the pee pee chant every time you go to the bathroom. "Please don't be blood. Please don't be blood."

---you spend one week of the month shaving your legs and getting sexy, two weeks of the month POAS, and one week not even washing your hair.

---you have ever chased your husband with a small bowl asking him to just leave his deposit.

---you save your pee so you can do BOTH a HPT AND an OPK.

---you either save your POAS for later viewing or wrap them in other trash before throwing them away so nobody sees them.

This topic is great, made me look at my crazy ttc habits with a little optimism, and it feels great that we are not the only one...

this is what I do lol

...If one positive vote on your HPT image gives you hope and you get excited, and you are sure that there is a line, even though 46 people confirmed negative.

Sad and funny , but also true at least for me lol