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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
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You might be a TTC lady if all you can think about is BDing, making hubby very happy...until 2 DPO when DH says in his sweet sexy voice "Want to do some baby-making?" And you snap, "BABY-MAKING? TODAY IT'S JUST SEX!!" And you storm into the house leaving poor DH standing on the steps dejected and confused.
Just saying...it could happen that way...
(Don't worry, I made it up to him 24 days later, when it all began again!)
11 years ago
You might be a TTC lady if you get all bent out of shape because you scheduled a camping trip during a "safe" window and due to delayed ovulation you do the following:
1. You pack more fertility monitor sticks than underwear.
2. You make sure your tent is placed just right so it won't possibly get above 85 deg F (for the monitor)
3. You check your tent's temp several times a day to make sure it's cool enough (for the monitor).
4. You use an alarm clock on vacation (for the monitor).
5. You use your fertility monitor in a port-a-potty.
6. You have a quick baby making session on the floor of a tent with one window open, and your hand pressed against DH's mouth bc your family in 15 feet away!! (well you haven't O'd yet....gotta do what ya gotta do!)
you laugh...but you can't make this crap up!
or 
?11 years ago
Folks at work must think I have lost my mind, I have been choking trying not to laugh so hard. Great thread. Somehow I picture myself in some of these
....your 4 y/o asks you if you are sick b/c you are always taking your temperature ....even in the middle of the day....to make sure it didn't drop during the 2WW.
....you have re-arranged furniture in the "baby's room" (guest room) in anticipation of where the crib will go....and then you move everything back again so nobody will know 
MC – 4/06 (nat), 7/06 (d&c), 2/09 (d&c), 4/10 (nat)
Fibroids – 08/05, 09/06, 08/09
HSG – 12/10 convoluted tubes (adhesions?), left w/ slight hydrosalpinx 
IVF#1, 03/12 – 22 retrieved, 4 trans – BFP: Chem, beta = 4.3 
IVF#2, 05/12 – 16 retrieved w/ Lupron, 5 trans – BFP: Chem, beta 6 
11 years ago
You might be.....If You look at your husband and think you are So So annoying just now shut up and give me your sperm.
.......You have had to go and get your eyes tested because you have been sqinnting so much by testing FMU in dim light.
You can opening a test packet whilst still sleeping and pee on it before you open your eyes.
11 years ago
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