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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

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So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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If your hubby starts pulling HPTs out of the trash to see if a line has magically appeared since you threw it in there an hour ago... (yes, this totally happened)


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11 years ago


If DH has to hide your hpts on you until AF is due or you know you will be tempted to POAS too early!


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11 years ago


When you start taking your hpt at gas stations on your way to... ..okay and from work because you can no longer stand to disappoint your DH. Sad but true. I have spent the last hour reading every reply from the very 1st. Cheered me up in ways only you ladies would know!

11 years ago


You check every time you wipe.

11 years ago


if any time you are carrying something looking at it close, your 4 year old says "mom, did you pee on that?:"...lol


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11 years ago


--you buy HPTs online in bulk

--you turn down BD with DH because you don't think his sperm count has replenished enough from the last BD

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11 years ago


If you take cold medicine and diabeties pills to increase the chances of fertility.


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11 years ago


You hold your legs in the air for half an hour thinking 'positive thoughts' while rolling your eyes as he's snoring next to you after BD-))

11 years ago


Stick your fingers in your regions more than Jenna Jameson.
Below the belt sorry

11 years ago


You don't get the TTC ticker on your profile because you know that the amount you've spent on tests is bigger than your mortgage.

11 years ago



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