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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
Pregnancy test calculator
Use this calculator to help you decide when to take your first home pregnancy test.
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Omg soo glad I found this thread!!
--> when your DH becomes an expert at checking CP cause you can't always reach it for yourself since its too high
---> when you wish someone would invent re-usable hpt's
---> when you feel bad to go to the same pharmacy more than 5 months in a row for hpt's n opk's
--> PREGNANT becomes a "sacred" word
--> you wear clothes that "make you look pregnant"
--> you don't want to lend anyone your laptop to check their email etc, for fear they see the amount of ttc sites you have bookmarked
--> you know the meaning of most baby names and all ttc lingos
--> when this site has become your new "facebook, twitter etc"
--> you over-analyze every single temp on your bbt chart and try to "read" your body
--> your dh tries to avoid/prevent you from entering grocery aisles with baby products
--> you weep because of commercials that have the slightest thing to do with pregnancy or babies
--> you take more photos of opk's and hpt's than you take of you and your family
--> you see a temp dip earlier than usual and say **oh shoot!!! I might be Ov'ing earlier and haven't stared yet** you wake DH at 5am to "catch the egg" just in case" (me, this morning)
Eden
12 years ago
Early pregnancy symptoms by day past ovulation
What signs and symptoms are most common on each day past ovulation?
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