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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
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Replies (sorted by laughs)
...you hold a flashlight behind HPT's & OPK's.
...peeing on your hand is not really that gross anymore as long as the test works.
...you want to take that month off, but don't cause what if that's the month.
...when you run a Google search every search auto enter the word pregnancy or pregnant.
...when DH wants a month off you still calculate without telling him and "just happen" to be in the mood a lot.
...keep thinking your one of the rare pregnant women who have their periods and never get the BFP because you have so many "symptoms" still
...love knowing the emoticons can now have sex
...your eggs are no longer eggs, they now have the names such as bean, peanut, sea monkey, sea horse, poppy seed...
...you have tried blood on a HPT test
...you send you kids to pick out something to buy in another part of the store while you decide on DPK's and HPT's you want to buy
...if your kid is a blabber mouth and you aren't telling a lot of people about TTC if they catch you with a pee stick you say it checks for UTI's.
...sometimes your have to refer to "kids go to bed or stay out Mommy and Daddy are doing their taxes"...thanks full house, my daughter got that excuse last night & she said it didn't sound like taxes so we started yelling random numbers, sad thing is DH was too tired to BD
...CM is CM - it's all sticky, same color, wet, dry... you have CM it's time to BD.
and lastly just a little something to make you chuckle my DD who will be 10 in June is really wanting a sibling and siding strongly with MIL on TTC, we told her it was not that easy and we got the BIG QUESTION. We told her mommy has to eat some special eggs mixed with some special seed only daddies can get and then mommy has to eat them and the baby grows in mommy's tummy. Then as we stop for gas "go in and buy the eggs and seeds!!"
Sometimes I wish it was that easy just to swallow it and get pregnant!
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10 years ago
if... you have family or friends over and you wish they would go home all ready so you can sit on you laptop and check all your TTC sites!
if... you start freaking out coz your DH tells you his ill or has hurt apart of his body so wont be able to BD and you know your a day or two away from ovulating so you dash to the shops get a sterile pot then throw it at DH demand he goes to the toilet and gives you what you and you'll do the rest!
if... you know you have so much to do around the house but instead you sit on google typing in many different questions about TTC just to see if you already know the answer
8 years ago
... if you panic b/c DH decides he wants to soak in a hot bath - just to relax his muscles.
... if you rejoice to find out that DH wants to start working out more.
... if you cringe every time DH decides to eat fast food rather than a home cooked meal.
... if you are constantly going to the bathroom - just to check your CM!
... if you even know what the letters CM stands for!
... if you are so in tune with your body that you start imagining tww symptoms.
... if you even know what the letters tww stand for!
8 years ago
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