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Popstarh8ter

You might be a TTC lady IF ....

So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.

Kat

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jtomsic

Oh my heck!! This is the funniest thing ever, I love love love it and suddenly feel so normal and like I belong. I seriously laughed & cryed while reading this and then wondered why I was so emotional and instantly worried that my cycle might be off.
.....Every tear, twinge, wipe, sniffle, bubble, snap, smell, and temp. mean something and are noted. Who else could get so much hope or excitement from any one of these?

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Love00

if you go to sleep way earlier than usual so that the next day comes faster for any possible update...

if the countdown to pregnancy website becomes your best friend...

if you sit on the toilet after peeing on a stick because you are still hoping for a miracle and you start talking to your sticks...

if you make hubby buy you pineapple at 12:45 am so you can eat the core...

if you begin to finish the doctor's (nurse's) sentence when at the doctor's office because they assume you have no idea what they are talking about but really you know it all...

if you think that having a + opk on Mother's Day is a sign...