Community post
You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
Pregnancy test calculator
Use this calculator to help you decide when to take your first home pregnancy test.
Replies (sorted by likes)
- You see your RE more than your GP
- Your family can tell by the pee sticks in the trash can where you are in your cycle
- Diaper commercials make you cry
- Pregnant teens are suddenly evil beings to be avoided at all costs (even though I was one, once)
- You spend more on conception aids (lube, pee sticks, monitors, supplements, softcups, etc) than you do on groceries
- You consider buying prescription fertility drugs online, even though you know it's not legal or safe
- Your stress level increases with every cycle you remain not pregnant
Thanks so much for this outlet. So nice knowing that I'm not alone on this insane ride
11 years ago
*when you have to start shopping at a different Target because the pg tests are right in front of the pharmacy counter and the pharmacist surely noticed you buying 2 multi packs this weekend already
*when you've already bought maternity clothes (because they were on clearance) but haven't taken them out of the bag because it would be bad luck
*when you burst into tears at the sight of a BFN and then wonder if being overly emotional is really a sign that you are pregnant
*when it annoys you if your husband wants to have sex and you're NOT ovulating
*when you get a + opk and tell your husband that you are having sex NOW, you don't care if he has a headache
*when you are so distracted waiting for him to finish that you forgot you were supposed to enjoy sex too!
*when you dip an hpt and an opk in the same pee cup just because you're curious if that "opk as hpt" thing really works...and then when you see 2 lines on the opk you forget it's an opk and you're thrilled for exactly half a second until you realize your mistake
11 years ago
LOL! I love this.
if you and dh are suppose to be having a movie "date", and he's the only one watching while you are in the bathroom POAS Or you're on CTP...(guilty)
You have a pregnant woman radar, and can spot a pregnant woman a mile away...and it seems like everything has something to do with pregnancy or babies.
When nothing else but Oing "turns you on"
When you are willing to try anything...even if it includes standing on your head for half an hour, while singing and encouraging the "little guys" up the stream and to the egg!
Good laughs!
11 years ago
When you wonder if poking your cervix too often is what's lead it to close up rather than the fact that you've Od.
When your toilet bin has enough opk and hpt wrappers in it to wallpaper your entire bathroom with!
When AF arrives and you think that it might actually just be breakthrough bleeding, even though it's heavy and bright red and ARRIVES RIGHT ON TIME! Lmao.
11 years ago
Early pregnancy symptoms by day past ovulation
What signs and symptoms are most common on each day past ovulation?
More Discussion posts
- Adorable Princess Peach Coloring Page for Creative Toddlers
- How was your reaction and thoughts on your very first BFP?
- MMOexp: Enhancing Gold-Making in WoW Classic SoD
- MMOexp: Efficient Ways to Quickly Gain Madden 24 Coins
- Dominate the Field in FC 24 with MMOexp Winning Tips
- Can some help me? Please?
- View more...