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~HPT Junky~

I am addicted to the HPT
Buy me some more at the Dollar tree
Maybe even Wal-mart
I will wait
no I can't
Lock the bathroom door
Tear open that little package
Pee on it
stare
squint
move it around
hold it to the light
pop it apart
take out the strip
stare
squint
move it around
look at it
put it under the sink
come back
look at it
squint
put it back
ah heck....
pee on it some more
look at it
squint
I will wait.
the next day
open another
pee on it
squint
Honey...will you go back to the store for me??

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