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Popstarh8ter

You might be a TTC lady IF ....

So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.

Kat

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mattiehatter

When you buy new clothes you wonder that if you got pregnant how long they would fit into your pregnancy. I did this today when buying scrubs for work.

Back to TTC after a Chemical Pregnancy.

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crazy_runner

If you've ever compained that your period was too SHORT!

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airiesing

Ever bought extra pads & tampons hoping to "Murphy's Law" yourself into preggo.

"Well, I'm all set for AF so of course, THIS will be the month!"

Me: almost 42 (May) DH: 42 DD: soon to be 3 (also May!) Honeymoon baby conceived at 38, born at 39 08/11 mc 9.5 weeks. Lost heartbeat, growth stopped 7.5 weeks d&c 11weeks 02/12 chemical pg 4 weeks + 4 (surprise pg) 04/12 BFP!! EDD 12/09/12 PLEASE GOD! PRAISE GOD!! My cocktail:prenatal baby aspirin EPO cd1-O B-100 maca, vitex green tea Now: Prometrium 100mg, by mouth, 2x a day

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Popstarh8ter

I'm so glad this is still going ladies

You guys are on a roll!

Kat

12 years ago • Post starter

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gypsytasya

HAHAHA - i keep looking to hit the "Like" button on these!!!!

6.23.2012 DD #1

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crazy_runner

If you've ever dipped a pregnancy test into a cup of urine AND blood because hey, it could just be implantation spotting!!

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wannabebe2

each month you've googled the astrological sign, Chinese year and element sign for all of the possible due dates for your maybe-baby based on three different methods of calculating due dates, cross-referenced them with yours and DH's and pronounced that yes, THIS is the month that is meant to be, as evidenced by the signs from above!!! :cP
Ahem... Aries Water Dragon, anyone??? Hee hee.

Me 33 DH 36, TTC Almost 4 Years Sept-Nov 2010 IUI #1-3: BFN June-July 2011 IUI #4-5: clomid, progesterone: BFN Aug-Sept 2011: IUI #6-7: clomid, progesterone, Gonal-F: BFN October 2011: IUI #8: 0.5 per cent chance of conception. Moving to DS. November 2011: IUI 9, 20 million with DS, 2 eggs, BFN. March 2012: IUI 10, 15 million with DS, clomid, 1 egg, BFN April 2012: IUI 11, 13 million with DS, clomid, Femara, Bravelle, Estrace, trigger shot of HCG, 2 eggs, heart full of hope http://www.fertilethoughts.com/forums/blogs/wannabebe2/

12 years ago

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pomegranate

Your talking to someone and they mention their on their period. You run a mile incase there is truth in womans cycles sychronizing when they are together. Incase it brings on yours early.

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Love00

If you have ordered a 24 pack of Wondfo hpt strips which lasted about 6 consecutive days and you are now thinking about buying a set of a hundred.

If you take pictures of your smiley face on the clearblue opk digital to make sure you are not seeing things.

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wannabebe2

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