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You might be a TTC lady IF .... - Page 11

Reply by pomegranate » May. 29, 2012 3:57am

If you position yourself in strange sex positions for highest chances of conception rather than spicing up the the bedroom.


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Reply by PinkGoat » Jun. 3, 2012 12:17am

- You see your RE more than your GP
- Your family can tell by the pee sticks in the trash can where you are in your cycle
- Diaper commercials make you cry
- Pregnant teens are suddenly evil beings to be avoided at all costs (even though I was one, once)
- You spend more on conception aids (lube, pee sticks, monitors, supplements, softcups, etc) than you do on groceries
- You consider buying prescription fertility drugs online, even though you know it's not legal or safe
- Your stress level increases with every cycle you remain not pregnant

Thanks so much for this outlet. So nice knowing that I'm not alone on this insane ride


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Reply by imatestingfool » Jun. 3, 2012 11:42am

*when you have to start shopping at a different Target because the pg tests are right in front of the pharmacy counter and the pharmacist surely noticed you buying 2 multi packs this weekend already

*when you've already bought maternity clothes (because they were on clearance) but haven't taken them out of the bag because it would be bad luck

*when you burst into tears at the sight of a BFN and then wonder if being overly emotional is really a sign that you are pregnant

*when it annoys you if your husband wants to have sex and you're NOT ovulating

*when you get a + opk and tell your husband that you are having sex NOW, you don't care if he has a headache

*when you are so distracted waiting for him to finish that you forgot you were supposed to enjoy sex too!

*when you dip an hpt and an opk in the same pee cup just because you're curious if that "opk as hpt" thing really works...and then when you see 2 lines on the opk you forget it's an opk and you're thrilled for exactly half a second until you realize your mistake


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Reply by Snickerbabes » Jun. 18, 2012 7:51am

You might be a TTC lady IF ........
Every time you get an evap line on the HPT, you scream out "" aha! i knew i was pregnant because i farted last tuesday! "

... Don't lie. You know it's true.


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Reply by thinkPOSITIVE » Jul. 14, 2012 9:06pm

LOL! I love this.

if you and dh are suppose to be having a movie "date", and he's the only one watching while you are in the bathroom POAS Or you're on CTP...(guilty)

You have a pregnant woman radar, and can spot a pregnant woman a mile away...and it seems like everything has something to do with pregnancy or babies.

When nothing else but Oing "turns you on"

When you are willing to try anything...even if it includes standing on your head for half an hour, while singing and encouraging the "little guys" up the stream and to the egg!
Good laughs!

~Hoping to be a mommy~
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Reply by Aprilgirl » Jul. 15, 2012 1:24am

When you wonder if poking your cervix too often is what's lead it to close up rather than the fact that you've Od.

When your toilet bin has enough opk and hpt wrappers in it to wallpaper your entire bathroom with!

When AF arrives and you think that it might actually just be breakthrough bleeding, even though it's heavy and bright red and ARRIVES RIGHT ON TIME! Lmao.

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Reply by thinkPOSITIVE » Jul. 15, 2012 10:12am

Good ones!

You know you are a ttc lady when after you have laughed at these, you stop and think, "Wait, that's a good idea."

~Hoping to be a mommy~
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Reply by heygirlheyy0405 » Jul. 16, 2012 9:06am

hahaha @thinkPOSITIVE!

this thread has definitely made me laugh.
i think it's much needed on this site (:


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Reply by heygirlheyy0405 » Jul. 16, 2012 9:09am

You might be a TTC lady if... you frequently switch up the stores you buy HPT's from, just so the cashiers don't think you're crazy.


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Reply by Jazzy12 » Aug. 13, 2012 4:10pm

... If you hide all of DH's "tighty whitey" underwear, because he keeps forgetting he shouldnt wear them TTC!

I did this today...


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Reply by Dorkable » Aug. 13, 2012 7:54pm

You might be a TTC lady if you purchase HPT in different brands and/or quantities.


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Reply by Jessnboysx3 » Aug. 20, 2012 11:41pm

You might be a TTC lady if all you can think about is BDing, making hubby very happy...until 2 DPO when DH says in his sweet sexy voice "Want to do some baby-making?" And you snap, "BABY-MAKING? TODAY IT'S JUST SEX!!" And you storm into the house leaving poor DH standing on the steps dejected and confused.

Just saying...it could happen that way...

(Don't worry, I made it up to him 24 days later, when it all began again!)


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Reply by LolliBee82 » Aug. 22, 2012 8:28am

You might be a TTC lady if ...

...Even though your OH was away with work during your fertile window, You think you could be pg anyway!


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Reply by sweetbread » Aug. 22, 2012 3:02pm

That was to funny yet so true!!


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Reply by sweetbread » Aug. 22, 2012 3:02pm

That was to funny yet so true!!

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Reply by mrslong2010 » Sep. 1, 2012 7:43pm

You might be a TTC lady if you get all bent out of shape because you scheduled a camping trip during a "safe" window and due to delayed ovulation you do the following:
1. You pack more fertility monitor sticks than underwear.
2. You make sure your tent is placed just right so it won't possibly get above 85 deg F (for the monitor)
3. You check your tent's temp several times a day to make sure it's cool enough (for the monitor).
4. You use an alarm clock on vacation (for the monitor).
5. You use your fertility monitor in a port-a-potty.
6. You have a quick baby making session on the floor of a tent with one window open, and your hand pressed against DH's mouth bc your family in 15 feet away!! (well you haven't O'd yet....gotta do what ya gotta do!)

you laugh...but you can't make this crap up!


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Reply by member_75530 » Sep. 3, 2012 4:38pm

If... You have to make a list of baby items for people NOT to get you at your baby shower!!!


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Reply by shanessa91 » Sep. 5, 2012 9:10am

Folks at work must think I have lost my mind, I have been choking trying not to laugh so hard. Great thread. Somehow I picture myself in some of these

....your 4 y/o asks you if you are sick b/c you are always taking your temperature ....even in the middle of the day....to make sure it didn't drop during the 2WW.

....you have re-arranged furniture in the "baby's room" (guest room) in anticipation of where the crib will go....and then you move everything back again so nobody will know

Me 41, DH 45 DS 10/07
MC – 4/06 (nat), 7/06 (d&c), 2/09 (d&c), 4/10 (nat)
Fibroids – 08/05, 09/06, 08/09
HSG – 12/10 convoluted tubes (adhesions?), left w/ slight hydrosalpinx
IVF#1, 03/12 – 22 retrieved, 4 trans – BFP: Chem, beta = 4.3
IVF#2, 05/12 – 16 retrieved w/ Lupron, 5 trans – BFP: Chem, beta 6
FET 08/12 - 1 embryo

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Reply by ravenmickey » Sep. 11, 2012 12:05pm

You might be a TTC lady if your man feels like a Porn Star.


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Reply by pomegranate » Sep. 14, 2012 4:02am

You might be.....If You look at your husband and think you are So So annoying just now shut up and give me your sperm.
.......You have had to go and get your eyes tested because you have been sqinnting so much by testing FMU in dim light.
You can opening a test packet whilst still sleeping and pee on it before you open your eyes.


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