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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
Pregnancy test calculator
Use this calculator to help you decide when to take your first home pregnancy test.
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If the beep, beep, beep of your BBT thermometer gives you a rush because you are hoping for a pre-O dip, implantation dip, post-O spike, or triphasic spike!
If you feel your boobs throughout the day to see if they are tender.
If you can't wait to go home after work to take your top off and look at your boobs in the mirror to see if your veins look more pronounced.
and one of my all time favorites:
If you have a hidden "pee cup" in your desk drawer and have to find creative ways to make it to the bathroom without anyone noticing it & the POAS you have with you.
12 years ago
...you feel naked if you pee without a stick in hand.
...you walk around the house singing "I'm ovulating. I'm ovulating. Let's make a baby. I'm ovulating." (DH caught me doing this and I was a little embarrassed. :) )
...you check your symptoms and charts more than you check your email.
12 years ago
Early pregnancy symptoms by day past ovulation
What signs and symptoms are most common on each day past ovulation?
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