Community post

Popstarh8ter

You might be a TTC lady IF ....

So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.

Kat

271 Replies • 13 years ago

0 0

0 0

Pregnancy test calculator

Use this calculator to help you decide when to take your first home pregnancy test.

Calculate

Replies

121 - 130 of 271 Replies | Last Page

MrsReddy0611

you log into countdowntopregnancy.com before Facebook, Twitter, CNN, etc. You get the idea....

12 years ago

0 0

Faith1

You have used HPT's hiding all over the house so you can compare them to the day before.

You have all of your OPK's taped to a sheet with the date next to them so you can analyze the darkness.

Notes:

12 years ago

0 0

Faith1

The highlight of your day is looking in the HPT gallery.

Your on CTP all day at work instead of working! (Oh yeah that would be me!)

Notes:

12 years ago

0 0

LivingAloha

These made my day!!!! Thanks Ladies, for making me and DH feel NORMAL!!!!

Me-PCOS since 1997 DH-low morph 18% Off BCP since April 2010 Started Metformin (1500mg) April 2011 May 2011-Clomid 50mg--no ovulation, BFN June 2011-Clomid 100mg-late ovulation, BFP, chemical July 2011-Clomid 150mg-late ovulation, B2B IUI, BFN August 2011-Femara 5mg-ON TIME ovulation, IUI, BFN September 2011--Femara 5mg, ON TIME ovulation, B2B IUI, BFN October 2011-HSG Test--CLEAR!, no Meds.... November 2011-New RE December 2012-Clomid/Follistim/Trigger B2B IUI, BFN January....off due to big ol' cyst. BCP. Sonohystogram-clear! February 2012-Follistim (1 folli--grr!), Trigger, B2B IUIs, BFN March 2012-cyst. Grrr. On BCP for 10 days Coooome oooooon baby!!!!

12 years ago

0 0

Mrs. Parker

when your DH says he has the headach! cause hes tired of bd!!!

Bryson Alexzander Parker August 10, 2012 - September 2, 2012

12 years ago

0 0

Mrs. Parker

@ Faith1
it funny you say that about taping opk taped to a sheet of papers, I do that lol!!
Made my day !!!! lol

Bryson Alexzander Parker August 10, 2012 - September 2, 2012

12 years ago

0 0

Faith1

AWESOME! It's so nice to know that I'm not as obsessed as I thought I was - or maybe I am but there are others who are just as equally obsessed - LMAO!

Notes:

12 years ago

0 0

katesc

LOL! If every time you burp or pass gas, you think you're pregnant... (guilty)

DS born 9/20/09

12 years ago

0 0

SarahMLG

I really needed this! AF came today and I was feeling a bit down! I have done almost all of these things mentioned... TOO funny!!
Thanks for the laughs ladies!!!!

Me (26) + DH (34) -- Hoping for baby #1

12 years ago

0 0