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if you spend more time with your legs in the air after doing the BD then you do during :D

...buying HPT's automatically jump starts AF. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If (to the tune of the folgers jingle):

The best part of waking up is peeing in a cup.

:)

LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GREAT!

If.... whilst you're out on a saturday dragging your DH round baby shops you are caught holding your overly bloated tummy by the shop assistant whilst checking out a cot like a trading standards inspector in your tww, and she casually says to you "you are four months pregnant yes?" (due to the fact that you like to wear the baggy clothes that you have picked out of your wardrobe for saturdays that wil fit you when you're preggo and u might be anyway becoz it's your tww so it's not a crime) and you can't help but answer "no 3months actually" and feel strangely guilt free becoz you are sure that this is the month and you will be back here soon with a bulging bump and the shop assistant will know no better hehe! Actually happened to me and now I can't go back to that shop eeek!!!!

Most of your saved 'favorite' sites on your computer are TTC or pregnancy related.

Your habits (eating and every other one too) have totally changed "just in case". You constantly wonder with everything you do (down to the last detail) if it's safe, and if it will by any chance HELP or HINDER fertility. For example: (TMI but called for, for a laugh) "I wonder if saliva during oral sex will change my vaginal pH and make it difficult for the sperm to swim up later?!"

if everyone on facebook says well it about time for her to think she pregnant again!

you dont buy trousers or skirts unless they are maternity.
Friends cannot reach you on the phone cause you are dtd.
You allow your 10 year old to play endlessly PSP cause you and your hubby are in serious business.
Before going to sleep you dont count sheep only,1dpo,2dpo,3dpo...

This post made me feel like I wasn't alone....

You are concerned that DH keeps spermies safe and healthy.