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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
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...if you've checked your breasts to see if they're sore so many times that they actually become sore, and then you're happy about it.
...if your head is spinning so much you finally decide to spend a month not tracking a damn thing or worrying about anything to follow that good old useless advice "just relax and it'll happen". (I can see I'm about to prove this theory WRONG)
12 years ago
....when "dirty talk" with DH is now "so...you feeling pregnant yet?" "no...but we can work on that when you get home from work ;)"
that's just what happened to us.....is it weird that even your husband is finding it sexy to talk about making a baby instead of the dirty things you used to say? i'm sure in a few weeks we will have a new one too:
....when instead of sending dirty pictures to DH you send pics of your POAS to ask if he sees the same thing you do
12 years ago
...if you´re POAS on day 37 of your cycle after 5 consecutive BFN´s, convinced that you must have ovulated late, your hormone level must be too low to detect yet, you´ve implanted late, and the cramps you are feeling are really late implantation cramps. You´re SURE that this time (although you´re OBVIOUSLY right before arrival of AF) you´ll get a BFP!
...if after POAS, you take the case apart, hold it against the light, squint, take a picture, change colors and contrast on your computer, and convince yourself you DEFINITLY see two lines! (of course not)
12 years ago
If instead of kneeling while you pray you pray with 2 pillows under your hips with your legs over your head (after BDing) and all of your prayers have turned to "Please, please God, let this be the time."
You also maybe a TTC lady if your husband tells you you look like a praying mantis after BD because of the 2 pillow/legs-over-the-head thing LOL I actually heard this last night!
12 years ago
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