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You might be a TTC lady IF ....

So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.

This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."

Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."

You might be a TTC lady IF ........

to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.


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"you have more pregnancy tests in your bathroom than tampons..."


13 years ago


At around 12DPO you begin to regard your first morning urine as something consecrated and sacred.


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13 years ago


"you cry when AF arrives rather than celebrate....."

13 years ago


When you hear "the big O" you think ovulate not orgasm.


13 years ago


hahaha, good one :)


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13 years ago • Post starter


when you have more pregnancy tests and opks than colors of eyeshadow or lipsticks in your make up drawer


13 years ago


You get weepy when you see the Toys r Us Baby Days flier.


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13 years ago


Aww, isn't that the truth.


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13 years ago • Post starter


You regularly pee on or in something other than the toilet.


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13 years ago


You might be a TTC lady if your husband feels like a sperm donor.

13 years ago


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