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I think my prenatal gummy vitamins should come in a husband proof container. He tries to sneak them! Lol

Ha Ha that is too funny! I take those kind too and I have to agree with him they are good! For the price though I would prefer to just buy a bag of real gummy candy. Starting to think they would work just as well!

I got sick of taking the horse pill sized ones after taking them for 2 years straight ttc. Definitely not the best vitamin content wise but they are sugar coated and delicious and I figure I can switch to a better one when I finally do get my bfp. Sometimes rite aid has buy one get one free deals on them. I am constantly checking for that!

:-)

A seventy-five-year old year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the seventy-five-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as he had received it on the previous day.

"Where's the sample?" said the Doctor.
"Well, doctor, it's like this," the man explained. "First I tried with my right hand, but that didn't work. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still no joy. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing."

PART 2 (Part 1 = below)

"I see.." said the Doctor dubiously. "Then what did you do?"
"Well, I asked my sixteen year old niece to lend a hand, but she failed too, even when she took it between her legs and squeezed it really hard."
"Her legs!" exclaimed the doctor, appalled.

"So I went next door to Eileen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it between her knees, but still nothing.
"You asked your neighbour?" cried the shocked doctor.

"The old man replied, "Yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the bloody jar open!"

An American guy came to India. He met an annoying Bengali who asked too many questions. He asked the American whether he has son.
The American: "Nope"
Bengali fellow: "I am so sorry, but, is your wife is impregnable?"
The American: "Well, um, that's not exactly the word,"
Bengali Fellow: "I mean, she is inconceivable?"
The American: "Um, not quite --"
Bengali fellow said, "I think she is what unbearable?"
The American fellow jumped, "Well, exactly, that's pretty much sums it up!"

A woman went to the doctor's office.
She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.
He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,
"What's the matter with you?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY5ZDMLpXUU Seriously, check this out.