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You know you've been ttc too long when...

Your husband asks you if you "need" to have sex, and when you say "no," he looks relieved.

You see a BFN and burst into tears...then immediately wonder if you should test again in the morning, since you are clearly overemotional, which could be an early sign of pregnancy.

You start shopping at a different store, so the cashier won't think you're weird for buying 8 pg tests in one week.

You get irrationally excited when you get a + opk, because it's the only chance you've had lately to see two lines.

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You check your fertility chart in the morning when you get into the office before your e mails

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Oh, I do that before I even eat breakfast! Ha!

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...u hope and pray that u bd as much as possible and it shows...(i've never wanted sex this much)!

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And you don't even care if it's fun...you just want your husband to give up the sperm already!

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During your fertile period, having sex in your childhood bedroom during a trip to the grandparents actually sounds kinky instead of just wrong...at least that's what you tell your husband when he says you shouldn't because the bed will squeak and he's embarrassed.

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sitting in the bathroom watching the pink dye run a cross the test hoping to see two lines then look at the test with a light or touch

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When you're getting to day 10/11ish of your cycle and you just get tired of the thought of how much energy you're going to have to expend over the next week.

When you get to day 32/33 of your cycle (mine are usually around 32-35 days) and you don't even allow yourself to hope for a BFP b/c you don't want to "jinx" yourself.

I really liked LADYLUMPS answer.....if IT is ever on my work computer they probably just skip right over this website that I'm on all. the. time.


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*When you don't know the date, day of the week, or time, but you can shout out your cycle day, dpo, and temperature in less than a second!

*When you panic because you forgot to get on this site and enter your fertile data on your calendar.

* When you hold up the hpt to the light in the bathroom at ten different angles before throwing the bfn in the trash can. '(

*Any conversations that do not have to do with hpt's or opk's are boring.

* Your dh knows to automatically put the pillow under your hips after bd and help you turn around to put your legs up for the next half hour.


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When your partner wants to have sex, but you know its not in your 'fertile window' so you respond by saying ' this won't count'

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Oh my gosh girls, these are hilarious!

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